- ''Pinky...''
- ''What is it, Brain?''
- ''Are you ponering what I'm pondering, Pinky?''
- ''Well, I wasn't pondering at all, Brain, but if you want me to I can try an' do that, but it's gonna take me some time, 'cause I've never ever done it before, and ...''
- ''Nevermind, Pinky. Let me think.''
- ''...see, but they don't *know* we're mice, so we can say we're people an' all that an' run for prime-ministership...''
- ''Stop distracting me, Pinky.''
- ''...so after we compile our fictitious elections list, we can start spreading all these funny banners an' posters an' all, saying ''Brain is the choice of the people!'', or rather ''The choice of the people is Brain!'', or...''
- ''Be quiet, Pinky, or I shall have to hurt you.''
- ''I know! How about: Brain - because the people need a prime minister with a really big head!'' That'll roll 'em like warm buns! No, wait, it must be the other way around...''
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- ''No, Pinky. We will simply imprint a subliminal message in our choice of letters, thus subtly complleing every citizen in the planet to vote for us!''
- ''Oh. I was just getting to that.''
- ''Very good, Pinky. Now help me out of this cage. We have a long night ahead of us.''

''They're Pinky - They're Pinky And The Brain!''
(And you better vote for us too! Right, Brain? <SMACK>)